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Morbid Fact Du Jour For July 18, 2009

July 18th, 2009

Today’s Stupid Yet Truly Morbid Fact!

A 2-year-old Florida girl died after being strangled by a pet python that escaped from its aquarium and attacked her in her crib. Shaiunna Hare was strangled early by the 8-foot, 5-inch snake as she slept after it got out of its tank in another room of the house. Paramedics said the little girl was dead when they arrived at the central Florida home in Oxford, about 50 miles northwest of Orlando. Deputies said that the live-in boyfriend of the little girl’s mother may face charges for not having a permit for the snake, a Burmese python. Jaren Ashley Hare, 21, and her daughter shared the home with Hare’s boyfriend, 32-year-old Charles Jason Darnell. “The baby’s dead!” a sobbing caller from the house screamed to a 911 dispatcher in a recording. “Our stupid snake got out in the middle of the night and strangled the baby.”

Culled from: Fox News
Generously submitted by: Aimee

“Stupid snake”? So, who is more stupid: the snake who finds an easy meal or the humans who keep a pet snake within striking distance of a baby?

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Morbid Fact Du Jour For July 17, 2009

July 17th, 2009

Today’s Delicious Yet Truly Morbid Fact!

Authorities say a man has died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant. A spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office says the 29-year-old temporary worker at Cocoa Services Inc. plant fell after a blade used to mix raw chocolate hit him. The man’s name has not been released. The accident happened around 10:30 a.m. Wednesday, July 8, 2009 as the worker was loading raw chocolate into the vat where it’s melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy products. The victim was said to have been trapped in the vat for nearly 10 minutes before being freed. Officials said a preliminary investigation has revealed that the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat. Prosecutor’s spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat.

Culled from: CBS News
Generously submitted by: Heather

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Autopsy Baby!

July 17th, 2009

Another beautiful Autopsy Baby is up for bid on Ebay. I can never afford these things, though I wish I could!

Hinge Lockheart

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Morbid Fact Du Jour For July 16, 2009

July 16th, 2009

Today’s Speedy Yet Truly Morbid Fact!

A high fall is certainly among the speediest ways to die: terminal velocity (no pun intended) is about 200 kilometres per hour, achieved from a height of about 145 metres or more. A study of deadly falls in Hamburg, Germany, found that 75% of victims died in the first few seconds or minutes after landing. The exact cause of death varies, depending on the landing surface and the person’s posture. People are especially unlikely to arrive at the hospital alive if they land on their head – more common for shorter (under 10 metres) and higher (over 25 metres) falls. A 1981 analysis of 100 suicidal jumps from the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco – height: 75 metres, velocity on impact with the water: 120 kilometres per hour – found numerous causes of instantaneous death including massive lung bruising, collapsed lungs, exploded hearts or damage to major blood vessels and lungs through broken ribs. Survivors of great falls often report the sensation of time slowing down. The natural reaction is to struggle to maintain a feet-first landing, resulting in fractures to the leg bones, lower spinal column and life-threatening broken pelvises. The impact travelling up through the body can also burst the aorta and heart chambers. Yet this is probably still the safest way to land, despite the force being concentrated in a small area: the feet and legs form a “crumple zone” which provides some protection to the major internal organs.

Culled from: New Scientist
Generously submitted by: Aeron

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Spotted!

July 16th, 2009

It’s always exciting to spot someone wearing one of my morbid creations, so I was especially excited to learn that not only does the appropriately-named God Of Awesome have a photograph of himself wearing my Team Satan shirt (complete with fu manchu mustache), there’s also a video!

God Of Awesome Sporting a Team Satan Shirt!

And here’s the Norwegian death metal-themed video:
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You can get your own Team Satan t-shirt (as well as other exquisite designs) at the MFDJ Etsy Store!

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MFDJ On The Face Place

July 16th, 2009

By popular demand, the blog is now on Facebook. Please become a fan if you’re interested in following all the action there.

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Another Fine Davenport!

July 16th, 2009

You may remember my previous post about Coffin Couches? Well, Shifter sent me the link to another fine coffin couch on Etsy.Com. If you have a spare $3,500.00, why not accent your living… er, dying room? Better yet, why not accent MINE?

Coffin Couch!

Coffin Couch by Von Erickson

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Wretched Recommendations!

July 15th, 2009

Morticia has some book recommendations for us:

“If you haven’t read them already, I recommend Jon Krakauer’s Into Thin Air (multiple deaths on Everest, including a man freezing to death while he talks to his wife in New Zealand via satellite phone); also Into The Wild (young man seeks enlightenment in the wilderness, freezes and starves, skeleton found in sleeping bag). Also by Krakauer, the gruesome and blood-soaked Under the Banner of Heaven, all about Mormons, today and yesterday. Massacres! Blood atonement! Murdered mothers and babies! Heartwarming!”

I have personally read two of the books and can vouch for their excellence (the one I haven’t read, Into The Wild, is on my “to read” list). Here are my original reviews of them:

Into Thin Air
I picked this up at the San Francisco airport when I was sitting through a long-delayed wait for my brother and his family’s arrival, and I was absolutely annoyed when their plane landed and I had to put the book down. I’d never given much thought to Mt. Everest or the conditions that those who climb it must endure, but this book, about the doomed 1996 Everest expedition, had me hooked from the first page to the last. Of course, I wouldn’t necessarily take Krakauer’s word at face value (see Anatoli Boukreev’s book The Climb for an alternative perspective on the tragedy), but that doesn’t make his story any less compelling. Anyone want to join me in a climb of Everest to look at the bodies???

Under the Banner of Heaven
I’m ashamed to admit my naivety, but I never knew that Mormons could be so morbid! I mean, I’ve always thought of them as quite insane, but in a happy-happy-joy-joy wholesome Osmond holy underwear “no caffeine please” kind of way. But after reading this fascinating book, well, I’ve gained an entirely different perspective! Jon Krakauer exposes the grim truth behind Mormon fundamentalism, which (like most fundamentalist beliefs) basically amounts to a group of selfish men figuring out that when it comes to endulging in their darkest fantasies, there’s no better scapegoat than God.

You want to kill your brother’s wife?
“God told me to do it!”

You want to screw around with as many women as possible without guilt?
“God told me to do it!”

You want to slaughter people who don’t share your beliefs who happen to be passing through your territory?
“God told me to do it!”

You want to impregnate your 12-year-old daughter?
“God told me to do it!”

There’s literally NOTHING that you can’t get away with!

And sadder still are the women who have been indoctrinated into this cruel sub-culture which teaches little girls that obedience is the supreme virtue. This naturally results in brainwashed girls like Elizabeth Smart feeling that she must willingly submit to her kidnapper “husband” without any attempt to escape, and it makes a 12-year-old girl feel that she is “sinful” if she resists her father’s incestuous advances because God told him to do it. There are some truly sickening stories within these pages.

More than anything else, “Under the Banner of Heaven” is a compelling warning against the very real dangers of blind faith, regardless of what particular belief a person may ascribe too. A chilling read.

(These books and more can be found at my Amazon store, The Library Eclectica.)

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Michael Jackson Catches Fire!

July 15th, 2009

US magazine has released footage of the 1984 Pepsi commercial filming accident when Michael Jackson’s hair caught fire due to an ill-timed explosion. Kinda frightening. Supposedly, this accident was the beginning of the end for MJ, since he became addicted to pain killers to cope with his second and third degree burns.

Michael Jackson Catches Fire

Ghastly!

Morbid Fact Du Jour For July 14, 2009

July 14th, 2009

Today’s Atrocious Yet Truly Morbid Fact!

One of the odder atrocities performed by the Ku Klux Klan occurred in March, 1940 when 36-year-old black Atlanta barber Ike Gaston was charged with “cutting the hair of an inferior race with the same scissors used to cut the hair of white men.” He was stretched between two trees and whipped with a metal-studded strap and later died of shock and exposure from the injuries.

Culled from: An Underground Education

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