Beyond Belief
by Emlyn Williams

I just finally finished this book, which I have been anemically gnawing on for weeks now. It’s a “classic” true crime book about the infamous Moors Murderers, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. There are many rave reviews about this book on Amazon, so maybe I just don’t “get it”… but I didn’t get it.
There are few crime cases that I am more interested in than these two monsters… but after reading the book, I really don’t feel like I know much more than I did before I started, mainly because the writing style of Emlyn Williams absolutely aggravated me. He tells the story by slipping into writing in a lower-class English accent and mocking up dialogue: “I fancy a fringe, Mrs. ‘Owells, an’ what’s more I’m sick o’ bein’ dark. I don’t think it’s me image, could I ‘ave a root tonin’? If I won the pools, I’d buy a car, I may still emigrate, I’m fed oop.” etc. It’s a pet peeve of mine when writers make up dialogue in non-fiction works. Just tell the facts as they are known, don’t go all ‘creative writing’ on us!
The most annoying thing about this book, from a morbid-enthusiast perspective, is that Williams doesn’t mention the crimes in any detail until the police investigation is discussed, and then it’s rushed through in the last quarter of the book. And most of the goriest and most disturbing details were left out. Yeah, I know, it’s an old book… that’s probably how they wrote them back then. But still… come on. I feel like I wasted 2/3 of the book waiting for the story to be told… and then I was cheated by a weak pay-off.
Williams also adds some God-talk editorializing at the end as well, when he wishes that God would have killed Brady and Hindley (“If only the God of the Old Testament had come back into His own!”). Sheesh. Yeah, and I wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster would have strangled them with his noodly appendages, but let’s get back to reality, shall we?
Oh, and also… no PICTURES! This is a case where photographs taken by the killers were used to find the bodies. Photographs are CENTRAL to the case. And yet… not a single photo. (At least in the 1968 version I have… maybe they were added to modern additions.) Thanks a lot, Emlyn! I feel like I just read this entire book on the Moors murders and now I have to go look it up in my Crime Encyclopedia to find out anything about the crimes thanks to the awful writing and lack of illustration.
Literally, the only redeeming thing about this book is its place in Smiths lore. Lines from The Smiths song “Suffer Little Children” litter the book and it’s easy to see how Morrissey would have been influenced by the references to “the Smiths” (Myra’s sister and brother-in-law) in choosing his band’s name. Otherwise, steer clear. What a disappointment…
More foul books about monstrous killers are available for perusal at The Library Eclectica‘s Maniacal Monsters aisle.

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