Decidedly Grim » Mirth

What A Fine Association!

Comtesse — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:18:24 +0000

(From Engrish.Com)

Thanks to Mel for the link.

Morbid Mirth!

Comtesse — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 06:35:23 +0000

This ever-so-slightly morbid joke was sent to me by my father, of all people…

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, ‘Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?’ Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, ‘Honey, please… just one more time before I die ?’ she says, ‘Of course, dear.’

And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.

Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could….?’

At this point the wife sits up and says, ‘Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning… you don’t.’

How Emoticons Are Made

Comtesse — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:23:12 +0000

Thanks to Desmodus for the image.

I Gotta Get This Book!

Comtesse — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:19:17 +0000

Now, here’s a children’s book worth adding to the collection!

Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy

This entire blog is wonderful, by the way…

Three Faces Of Evil

Comtesse — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:18:38 +0000

Now, here’s a doll that I would actually LOVE to have in my collection – it’s a Siamese Triplet!! Who could resist such a thing?

Click here to view the embedded video.

Thanks to Twisted Princess for the link.

Brilliant

Comtesse — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:15:37 +0000

Thanks to Trase for the image.

Demons Anonymous

Comtesse — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:05:53 +0000

Here’s a handy list to help you determine if possession has become a problem (always something to keep in mind).

Has Possession Become A Problem?

Thanks to Paradox for the link.

Morbid Mirth Du Jour!

Comtesse — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 02:36:16 +0000

Desmodus sends a fun little shoot-the-apple-off-the-head game. Her advice is to be heeded! “Ignore the apples. Aim for the head, eye, neck, gut, groin, leg and foot. Hilarious!”

http://www.officegamespot.com/officegames/arrow_shooter_03.swf

Photojackers Of The World, Unite!

Comtesse — Sat, 16 May 2009 02:30:17 +0000

This Is Photobomb is possibly one of the funniest websites I’ve ever stumbled upon. This is my personal favorite – can this be touched?

Dead Girls Gone Wild!

Comtesse — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:41:42 +0000

Thanks to Robert for the link.