Decidedly Grim

Have you heard about the Sully Cocktail? Two splashes of Grey Goose and a shot of water.

Incidentally, does anyone else out there get really annoyed when people call something quite within the realm of not only possibility but probability a “miracle”? When Sully landed his plane they immediately termed it the “Miracle on the Hudson”. So, God gets all the credit for the pilot and co-pilot’s skill at landing the plane on the water? I’d be quite annoyed if I were those guys – there goes God stealing the credit again. But who put those geese in front of the plane in the first place, hmmmm? How come God doesn’t get blamed for that? Too bad Michael Phelps doesn’t have God’s PR agent – he could shoot up in front of the press and all anyone would say is how miraculous his abs are.

Mirth

Just one of many profound statements made over the years by everyone’s favorite green miscreant, Salad Fingers. Now you can hear many of the most chuckle enducing sound bites by accessing the Salad Fingers Soundboard!

Salad Fingers Soundboard

Thanks to Twisted Princess for the link!

Mirth