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Figures…

August 25th, 2009

You know, I always watch those lame VH1 reality shows, but the one time I decide to boycott the show because I hate the main character (the loathsome “Megan” of “Megan Wants A Millionaire”), one of the contestants turns out to be a murderer. And now they’ve cancelled the show, and the other show that the guy is in too (”I Love Money 3″). Of all the rotten luck!

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Execution Reporter

July 20th, 2009

Though I’m anti-death penalty, I have to admit to a certain voyeuristic envy for this guy’s job:

Texas reporter’s seen unrivaled number of U.S. executions

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Fascinating Forensics!

July 19th, 2009

For those of you who have been following the Caylee Anthony murder case (you know, adorable toddler killed, allegedly, by her monstrous mother and buried in her grandparents’ yard), I recommend you read the autopsy report (as suggested by The Witch Aquarius). I can never get enough of these things. My biggest regret in life is that I won’t be able to read my own autopsy report…

Caylee Anthony Autopsy Report

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The Greedy Ugly People

July 9th, 2009

Seems I have a new morbid sightseeing spot to go check out here in Chicagoland ASAP! The greedy ugly people at Burr Oak Cemetery in Alsip actually dug up bodies and dumped them in a pile in a remote corner of the cemetery so that they could resell the plots! Why, oh why, have I never explored this cemetery before now??? By the time I get there, they will probably have the pile all cleaned up or barricaded off. So sad…

Burr Oak Cemetery Nightmare

Oh, and these people should do major time for something this horrific.

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So, Apparently Bill Killed Bill

June 4th, 2009

Sad News

April 25th, 2009

Bea Arthur is dead. As someone who adored All in the Family, Maude, and The Golden Girls, this is quite tragic. She was awesome.

Bea Arthur, stage, film star of ‘Mame’ and TV’s ‘Maude’ and ‘The Golden Girls,’ dies at 86

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Tragic News

April 24th, 2009

The Sylvia Likens Death House in Indianapolis was demolished today. Another piece of morbid history melts away…

Home Of Infamous 1965 Torture Death Demolished

Interestingly, my photo of the death house is my most popular image on Flickr:
Sylvia Likens Death House

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Quivering Lips

April 15th, 2009

So how about that woman arrested for the murder of the 9-year-old girl in sleepy little Tracy, California? Allegedly, she not only murdered the girl, she also raped her with a foreign object. You’d think after doing something so horrendous (not to mention potentially embarrassing) you’d take a little more care to hide the evidence? Instead, the suitcase bobs up out of the rice field, like something out of Deliverance. (And yes, I am proud of myself that I was able to namecheck Deliverance two days in a row!) This will be an interesting case to follow…

Weeping Suspect Accused Of Girl’s Rape, Murder

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Jade Is Dead

March 22nd, 2009

I have been away on vacation in the mystical, magical south (South Carolina & Georgia, to be precise) and I thought for sure that when I returned yesterday, I’d find that U.K. reality star Jade Goody would have died in my absence. To my amazement, I found that she was gasping but somehow still alive last night. However, a few hours later, her battle with cervical cancer ended. I’m sad and disappointed as Jade’s death marks the death of an obsession, and there just don’t seem to be any other exhibitionists dying right now. Patrick Swayze is on his last legs too, but you don’t see him doing a reality show about it. Pity. We need more celebrities like Jade to fulfill our morbid voyeuristic impulses!

Rest In Peace, controversial one.

Jade Goody

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Some People Have All The Luck…

March 12th, 2009

So, a woman sees some garbage bags sitting beside her garage, and asks her husband to check on them… and he finds a dismembered body! If this had happened to me, I would have found some dog poop or rotten chow mein or something.

Here’s the story, from the Chicago Tribune:

Authorities today will try to identify the man whose dismembered body was found in four garbage bags in an Oak Park alley Wednesday morning.

The remains, described only as belonging to an Hispanic man in his 30s, were at the Cook County medical examiner’s office this morning, where officials also will try to determine a cause of death, an office spokesman said.

The grisly discovery was made around 9:15 a.m. when resident Harriet Hawkins pulled out of her garage to go to work and noticed the black plastic garbage bags a few inches outside of the main door of the garage. She phoned her husband and asked him to check on them.

About an hour later, she hadn’t heard from him and called again, prompting her husband, Warren Udelson, to walk to the garage in the alley behind their home in the 1000 block of Clarence Avenue in Oak Park. He opened one of the bulky bags, which was lined with other bags, took out a knife and cut through the layers.

“Finally, I get to a brown sock,” said Udelson, an unemployed engineer. “I looked a little farther and saw a foot inside it and I said, ‘That’s all I need to see.’ I called the police.”

Udelson had found one part of an entire body that had been dismembered and placed in the garbage bags.

Police said interviews in the neighborhood led investigators to believe the bags were dumped sometime between 9:30 p.m. Tuesday and 6:30 a.m. Wednesday.

Oak Park spokesman David Powers said, “The initial indication is that [the slaying and dismemberment] did not occur in Oak Park.”

Hawkins and Udelson said the incident had not shaken their opinion that Oak Park is safe.

Oak Park police had no new information this morning.

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